Admit it, you like Being a Doxie’s Human
If you’re blessed to have a doxie in your home, your family needs funny dachshund tee shirts so everyone knows who rules the roost in your house. Luckily, there’s no excuse for the whole family not to get their own funny dachshund tee shirts from zayn malik merch because Amazon and Zazzle have quality shirts for men, women, and children.
Dachshund owners, are not really dachshund owners. And if you’ve had a doxie for any length of time, you know it’s the truth. No, we are OWNED by our dachshunds.
Don’t believe me? Want to go to the bathroom alone? Forget it. Think that sandwich is your lunch? Think again, buddy. A wiener dog’s home is his castle, so get with the program.
But we, their humble human caretakers don’t mind. We’ll happily be at their beck and call and love every minute of it. For instance, take a look at my husband. Cooper has convinced him that he must be hand fed. And my DH does it without a fuss. Even I don’t get that kind of service.
So even though your doxie already knows he’s got you eating out of his paws, the rest of the world doesn’t know that you’re owned, buddy, by a dachshund. And that’s why Mom, Dad, Susie, and baby Junior all need their very own Funny Dachshund Tee Shirts.
Wiener Wars T Shirt for Adults
Star Wars: The Force Awakens has reawakened Star Wars fans worldwide. Doxie lovers don’t have to choose between wearing their Star Wars shirt or their funny dachshund tee shirt. They can marry their two loves and wear their wiener wars t shirt.
Sexy Miniature Dachshund Shirts
I’ve said before that a dachshund is a joke waiting to happen. Whether it’s wiener jokes or size (or lack thereof), doxie puns are full of innuendo. And people are able pull it off, too. Because when you pair a racy quote with the picture of a cute mini dachshund, people’s reaction is always awww….not what?!
Funny Dog All the Ladies Love My Wiener Dog Dachshund Doxie ShirtSeriously, if a man wore a tee shirt with the quote, “all the ladies love my wiener” I’d roll my eyes because it’s in such poor taste. But, hey, the outline of a wiener (dog) makes it all a okay in my book.
Truth is truth. I’ve never seen a woman not want to hold a wiener dog. Dachshunds are lovable and cuddly. More men should probably get a doxie. They’d probably be able to approach far more women that way. And if she passes the wiener test, she’s a go!
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Cute Dachshund T Shirts Women Love
I take the role of dachshund mom very seriously. Anything my boys want, it’s a pretty sure bet they’re going to get it, and they know it, too. Now, I’m not the crazy dachshund mom type, I’m not going to get all up in your face about it. But I am dedicated to my furry children.
It’s funny, because if you had asked me 10 years ago if I was a dog person, let alone a dachshund lover, I would have said no way. I’d only owned cats since I was a kid. But my brother-in-law dropped Rambo (literally) on my doorstep, and I’ve been in love ever since.
Dachshund shirts for women can go both ways. Some are sweet, some are funny, and some are kind of edgy. Why not pick up all three kinds, and you can wear one for whatever mood you happen to be in?
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Dachshund T Shirts for Kids
My son had wanted a dog almost from the day he was born. Like I said, I was a dedicated cat person, and really had no intention of getting a dog.
Luckily for him, (and the rest of the house) my brother-in-law had a dachshund he didn’t want and passed on to me. Rambo and my son have been best buddies ever since, even now that my son is all grown up.
Dachshunds are very protective of their people, especially the children. As is usually the case with doxies, Rambo was always very territorial when it came to my son.
Make sure everyone knows your kids are claimed by the dog with these funny dachshund tee shirts!
I saw this dachshund meme float around the internet a few months ago and about died laughing. Dachshunds only do what dachshunds want to do, and my son found that out when we first got Rambo.
After wanting a dog for so long, my son couldn’t wait to teach Rambo some tricks. It wasn’t very successful. My doxie and my son were locked in a battle of wills, and you know who won out!
If you love the dachshund tricks meme shirt, don’t despair, It is available in adult sizes, too!
Kids will Love Their Funny Dachshund Tee Shirts
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Humans are Owned by their Dachshunds Willingly
The thought of being owned by a dog may be off putting to some humans, but for those of us who are keepers of doxies, we are owned proudly and willingly by them.
I mean, why else would we let them get away with digging up the back yard or barking at absolutely nothing or be precociously stubborn if we didn’t love them? I’m whipped by my wiener dogs, and I know it.
But I also know your life truly isn’t complete without a dachshund in it. Or maybe two.